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Ok for some strange reason while I was playing Robot Unicorn Attack, I got a sudden urge to blog. I was about 100% sure that I would never blog again because let's be real, I'm not great at this. I don't have the patience to do this as frequently as my fellow bloggers. Before I continue, I was just informed by Katerblossom and Fran the man that they found stained underwear in the laundry room. So just like good residents of this great Juni Motel, they took the underwear and hung it on the pipes in the laundry room. Atta girl/boy! I've taught em well ;) But the real reason I'm blogging is because tonight has just been way too great. Just a side note, I wish I could take one of those car freshners and stick it up Fran's ass because fuck when that guy farts, all hell breaks loose! Since everyone in Utah well the world is obsessed with Harry Fucking Potter, everyone in Juniper and cedar went to go see the latest of the creations. So while everyone was drolling over Harry and his witch clan crap, Shane, Katy, Fran, and I decided to hit denny's. I would seriously like to say that tonight's trip to Denny's was the best trip there and guess what? No one even ordered a fried cheese melt. Who knew we could have fun without ordering that! As soon as we got there and ordered drinks, Shane Boner decided to shower me with Fran's vanilla coke. There was a quick splash, scream, and lots of laughter. No one helped me, its ok guys, it just looked like I peed my pants! After that was taken care of, there was more laughing over random shit and lots of tweeting. There was one point during the night, Katerblossom awkwardly placed her hand on my left thigh and just kept it there. I gave her the dirtiest look and she pulled away (don't fucking judge). No idea what that was about but we laughed so hard! Katy and I were so freaking hyper all night for some strange reason. Shane and Fran ate it up so its all good. Katy shared a heart warming story that brought all of us together. It was about how two some years ago, she had a dream about how she was playing soccer and had to pee so very badly so she desperately searched for a bathroom everywhere and when she finally found it, she pissed her pants. Literally. I just feel so much more closer to her after that. ha! We finally decided to pay and get the fuck out of denny's. There's only so many hours that can be spent there before I feel like I'm gonna kill myself. We jammed to Mika on the way back which was only two minutes so we made sure we could get through as many Mika songs as we could in that period of time. Fran didn't like that but he can just go suck on the cheese melt! We decided to have an anti-potter party with watching the Hangover. But all three of them decided to shower at 2 in the fucking morning. So I just studied for my anatomy test tomorrow technically today. Fuck my life! Anyways Fran and I went to maverick to get quarters for Fran's laundry since he hasn't washed in his clothes in over 100 years! But guess who we saw when we pulled in the parking lot? The creep in the Blue car! Ok so there's this stalker/sex offender who always creeps on everyone and parks his car out by the centrum. It was so scary! But we got back and just had a Robot Unicorn Attach party! Katy, Fran, and I sang the whole theme song from RUA that we youtubed. You could say it was fucking great. there was more laughing and farting (wait, what?). We're currently sitting here finally watching The Hangover. I feel as if the Dr. guy in the movie and I are the same people because his gf stalks his card statements the same way my dad does to me. Its all good. But honestly tonight felt like it could have been our own version of Hangover. And there was four of us just like the movie. It was awesome! Ok I'm out. Peace!

                                          ^ perfect night :)