Thursday, November 25, 2010

Oh so thankful.

Since it's almost Thanksgiving, everyone is saying what they are thankful for. I am going to copy my dear friend Pearl and post a blog in which I will list the friends I'm thankful for and why.


Katerblossom - I am so thankful that she is my roommate because she doesn't have the same shoe size as me that way I have my own shoes.  Because she always gets all the guys! Also, am thankful that she doesn't like ketchup and always calls me out on it everytime I do eat it.


Pearla - Thankful that she is wittier, smarter, prettier, and a lot healthier than I am. Because she eats all our food. And because she always says she'll share food with me so we split the calories but I end up eating almost all of it myself and gaining 30 pounds!


Scott - Because he's always in Ogden now and we never see him. Because he knows pretty much every song no matter the genre. And because he practically lives in mine and katy's room; all of his books, games, movies, and sometimes clothes are always in our room.


Fran - Because hes always freaking farting and just gotta love how they smell. Because he's always playing Pokemon or, well now, Robot Unicorn Attack. Also because he always asks me if I want the bite of food he's eating which btw is always meat. (I'm a vegetarian.)


Gabi - Because she always looks ten times prettier in all of MY clothes. Because she calls me "Dirty Indian" and makes jokes about it. Because she always yells at me to go to bed but stays up with me or even later than me at times.


Tiare - Because she's always too busy for me every time I want to hang out with her when I come home. Becuse she would always yell out "Sakun!" in the hallways at school. Because she steals my car and then goes around the roundabout atleast 20 times and when I'm about to get in the car, drives off and continues to do this while I look like an idiot in Denny's parking lot.


Dayanna - Because she is like practically married now and doesn't have time for the world. Because she never wants to come to my house because she thinks my parents hate her when they don't. Because she loves the show True Life and we would watch it every day after CNA class.


Jashan - Because no matter how much she eats, she never gains a single pound! Beause she's so damm beautiful that every guy wants her. And because she can name pretty any hindi movie ever made.

Ok so those were the people but there are other things that I'm thankful for. For example, the amazing Juniper Motel that I live in and the drinking fountain in my hall that had other people's feces in it. And the blue car/creep that's after us. I'm thankful for the load of laundry sitting on my bed that I have to fold. I'm thankful for all the people who sit on my bed and do something to the sheets that they are practically falling off the bed and when I'm tired and want to sleep, I have to make my entire bed again. Thankful for my fucking 7 a.m. class that I know I'm failing and it's a pass/fail class! Thankful for the guy who did my nails for practically ripping away the skin around my nails so now it hurts to even type something. And last but not the least, I am thankful for documentation and quiet hours.

1 comment:

  1. You sound so pissed hahahaha I love it. I love you. Never change.

    ReplyDelete